momer

A medical term for a tumourous lump.

"Diagnosis Doctor? I've Never Seen Such A Case In My Life"
"Yes Looks Like Theres A Momer On The Right Ventricle"

by Dr Diagnosis December 24, 2008

Modern Warfare 2

when i saw the multiplayer trailer for that game i came a gallon in my pants. no lie im still trying to clean it up.

*watches soldier shoot the AA-12 auto shotgun in modern warfare 2 multiplayer trailer

faggot: finally i have something to masturbate to for tonight!

by k9thefaggot July 27, 2009

modern lure

When your playing Modern Warfare 2 and you want to do something, and you say after this round and you just keep playing.

Tom: Hey, what happened, I thought you were coming over?

Bill:I was but I caught in a modern lure.

by nipwpghivusghvpkejbgkpwuebr;ke February 6, 2010

moderately homeless

when someone moves from house to house, mooching off of people. they still own a car and a cellphone, they are just too lazy to pay rent; homeless most of the time

dude, steve needs a place to stay, you have an extra room, right?

yeah, but I'm not letting that moderately homeless riff raff in my den.

by sir_gushing_holes_thethird July 27, 2010

meowers

Me·ow·er·s
A large man cat that meows wearing cat ears and bouncing around, sometimes if over stimulated, he is found to bite people at music festivals.
His female counter part is a bully, attractive, usually blonde or pastel haired female that at times is mistaken for a unicorn.

Bad meowers, no stop, no, stop biting or I will use the squirt bottle!
You're one cute mowers!

by DolphinGirl00 May 2, 2016

Moker Method

A rigorous and foolproof system of using scratch paper and maximizing utilization of new letters to achieve wordle victory efficiently and effectively.

Wow, that Moker Method really works! Moker is a genius!

by The Lady Treat April 9, 2022

Postest Modernism

A movement that has been gaining popularity since the beginning of post-er modernism. So modern that it made post-er modernism not look not modern at all. It is best defined as everything is nothing and nothing is a green 2. While seeming non sensical to the untutored mind...wait, it doesn't matter.

1. If Oedipus and Jocasta didn't subscribe to the philosophy of Postest Modernism, they probably would not have gotten married.

2. Since I am a Postest Modernist, I am going to have sex with that dolphin!

by post-Publius February 18, 2010