Minge mouse 

When a woman slips her finger in whilst being fucked, in order to make her vagina feel tighter.

She was pretty loose, but then her pussy got tighter. She minge moused me

Minge mouse by ToxicTwin June 4, 2011

mickey mouse show 

A scenario which lacks organization and or structure. adhering to no rhyme or reason with a mass lack of information by all participating parties.

The servers went down at work today!Everyone panicked and had no idea what to do!It was a complete mickey mouse show!

mickey mouse show by AnnoDelux February 5, 2012

Sea Mouse 

These are the unfortunately unloved white or red-backed mice found swimming around our coastlines. They have been sourced back to the sewerage system, where girls have taken the cruel action of flushing them down the toilet after attempting to suffocate/kill them using an ancient vaginal squeezing technique.

"Wow, look at that sea mouse - the poor thing is all swollen up."
"I was out swimming with the guys and nearly ended up eating a red backed sea mouse."
"Yeah, of course I'll come away camping. My lass is farming sea mice this weekend."

Sea Mouse by Doctor Sniff August 19, 2013

Mickey Mouse Cheese 

Large quantities of money

Guy 1: Hey I just got Mickey Mouse cheese

Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: Dealing cocaine

Mickey Mouse Cheese by Wallace the ballest November 14, 2013

pocket mouse 

Small penis.

"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"

pocket mouse by Happytreehugger April 9, 2016

Mickey Mouse Tattoo 

(Noun) A tattoo of poor quality. Examples include
- Jailhouse or kitchen tattoos
- Tattoos drawn by inexperienced or non-professional artist.
- Tattoos of a nonsensical subject matter, the example from which the term is derived.
- Poorly placed tattoos
- Tattoos that remain outlines or incomplete

“That idiot was covered head to toe in Mickey Mouse Tattoos.”

Mickey Mouse Tattoo by RickyDavid September 3, 2018

Danger mouse 

A nickname for a maths teacher who works at cowley

Look there's that bitch math teacher 'danger mouse'

Danger mouse by Sexy Asian Phil swift February 24, 2019