Sea Mouse

These are the unfortunately unloved white or red-backed mice found swimming around our coastlines. They have been sourced back to the sewerage system, where girls have taken the cruel action of flushing them down the toilet after attempting to suffocate/kill them using an ancient vaginal squeezing technique.

"Wow, look at that sea mouse - the poor thing is all swollen up."
"I was out swimming with the guys and nearly ended up eating a red backed sea mouse."
"Yeah, of course I'll come away camping. My lass is farming sea mice this weekend."

by Doctor Sniff August 19, 2013

Mickey Mouse Cheese

Large quantities of money

Guy 1: Hey I just got Mickey Mouse cheese

Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: Dealing cocaine

by Wallace the ballest November 14, 2013

pocket mouse

Small penis.

"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"

by Happytreehugger April 9, 2016

Mickey Mouse Tattoo

(Noun) A tattoo of poor quality. Examples include
- Jailhouse or kitchen tattoos
- Tattoos drawn by inexperienced or non-professional artist.
- Tattoos of a nonsensical subject matter, the example from which the term is derived.
- Poorly placed tattoos
- Tattoos that remain outlines or incomplete

“That idiot was covered head to toe in Mickey Mouse Tattoos.”

by RickyDavid September 3, 2018

Danger mouse

A nickname for a maths teacher who works at cowley

Look there's that bitch math teacher 'danger mouse'

by Sexy Asian Phil swift February 24, 2019

Alabama Mouse Squeaker

The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.

Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.

by The Big Cheeser 123 December 22, 2020

Mickey Mouse Club House

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into a man or woman's asshole

John: Yo guys wanna run a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

3 other guys: Hell yeah!

by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021