Pride month

the most uncomfortable month for homophobes

random homophobe: i hate pride month

by gay.men.lover June 5, 2023

Cock of the month

Marc

Hi cock of the month Marc

by karma5 March 28, 2023

Furry Month

June 2021, but more preferably June 6th 2021

now sort that in the format of DD/MM/YY

A: Yo did you hear this month's Furry Month?
B: Really? Oh well I guess I'll become one

by your local philosopher May 24, 2021

Freak Month

National Freak Month takes place for the entirety of July. During said month all freaky, sexual, and downright strange activity is legalized. Similar to the purge but for freaky.

Oh bro, it's Freak Month, ima touch you.

Oh baby, it's Freak Month, you cant say no!

by the freakster July 29, 2024

not even in a month of sundays

the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible

John: "What about her?"
Matt: "Not even in a month of Sundays!"

by --ee-- October 7, 2023

It’s That Time Of the Month

“It’s that time of the month’ whoever said it to you is hinting at that they are horny

John: Im bored, its that time of the month.
Mary: what does that mean
John: “It’s that time of the month’ whoever said it to you is hinting at that they are horny

by I make the truth December 28, 2022

Big Dick Appreciation Month

The month of November is dedicated to all the big dicks in our lives and appreciation we have for them as we move into the Winter Solstice.

"Just a reminder, we're having our potluck Big Dick Appreciation Month this weekend.

by CalamitySymphony November 22, 2022