Moosin'

Chillin' with a flat spliff in the dark alleys of Ottawa. The word is derived by the distinct Northern Canadian Moose's tendancies to hide in dark places, example, a canopy of thick, evergreen Canadian Pine trees.

"Maybe later I'll go moosin' with the lads after work."

by Harry P. March 12, 2007

Moose Flopper

One who surpasses and exceeds the standards and ability of a normal human being. A super human.

Michael Jordan, during his Chicago Bulls years, was a Moose Flopper of a basketball player.

by Joe - Bebe January 10, 2013

Mooseterbating

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

Moonlester

‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run

Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”

by Fail. E December 1, 2021

moon x

a youtuber who does whining seggs audios.

person 1: hey what song are you listening to that’s 25 minutes long?
person 2: oh it’s not a song, it’s a moon x audio!
person 1: oh.. you’re cool then.

by squiip February 20, 2022

mootdanga

1. A vicious fish's vagina.
2. The worlds best fishing team from straya. "Tha Mootdangas"

Suck me off and feed me to the lesbians Tha Mootdangas are a fuckin mint bunch of people!

by Van jizz burgen May 24, 2016

mooge muffins

When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.

Girl: What happened to me last night? Why do I have mooge muffins?

Roommate: Weeeeeeeell...

by 0neWay November 19, 2013