Math Homework

A side chick that you bang whenever there is a party that you do not want to go to.

“Hey man you going to Jason’s party tonight?”
“Nah sorry man, I gotta do math homework.”

by TheShieldGuy January 29, 2019

math methods

math for people not quite stupid, but close. dee dee daa, gotta fill up space...

Im in methods, yea, im dumbererst than studys men

by Hhhhh October 4, 2004

math metal

A type of metal, started by The Dillinger Escape Plan, that utilizes extreme talent and complicated arrangements to create a very technical metal sound. See also mathcore.

Norma Jean is considered to be both screamo and math metal.

by naders August 9, 2006

Math for Trees

Do Multiplication tables scare you, Is Adding difficult, is Division too hard to spell...let alone perform? Then Math for Trees is for You! This is math for the <short bus> crew. Hey, maybe spelling is your strongpoint, if you can spell Algebra. Don't feel bad for taking Math for Trees, just don't hit your head again when you fall out of it. See <Falling out of Your Tree>.

I was dropped on my head when I was a child. I'm taking Math -101 in summer school. The Course is called Math for Trees.

by Prozic December 13, 2005

Math Magician

An employee who lies on their timesheet so it appears they worked 40 hours, not the 35 they actually worked.

Beth is a math magician. She can make coming in at 10:00 and leaving at 5:00 equal 8 full hours.

by INArchitect April 10, 2015

Math Class

A useless period of time used for situations like “what if you didn’t have a calculator?” But in reality everyone does.
This class is nothing more than bragging rights for kids if they get good grades.

“Dang it, I have to go to Math Class for the 197,836,927’th time

by xX_Boss_Xx December 8, 2017

Math is easy

the fucking meaning of "math is easy" is that the phrase itself is sarcastic and its used for fucking tryhard teachers to try to pursuade students to be in love at math

teacher: Math is easy!
Me: yo mike thats bullshit right
Mike: yep thats straight up gay

by Mr. Bruh Ph.D August 12, 2020