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Loose-Lipped Moron

Anyone who inadvertently shares a secret. Sounds like a term dating back to the Prohibition era. LLM can also be used in texting.
You silly goose, loose-lipped moron! If it wasn't for that loose-lipped moron, we'd still have a still. One loose-lipped moron spoiled the surprise party.
by Independent Copy Editor August 27, 2011
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Loose Jerry

The kind of guy who has no interest in pursuing the hottest of females. Bypass the 10s, skip the 9s, forget the 8s, brush off the 7s. 6 and below--that's his wheelhouse. Why expend unnecessary effort when you can have a sure thing? Loose Jerry isn't about wasting his time. Finish your Miller Lite pitcher, Miss, and let's head back to my house to bump uglies.
Michael: Hey, look how sexy that Asian broad is over there...
Loose Jerry: All I see is her fat friend--ripe for the pickin'.....if you'll excuse me....
by Oliver Love June 13, 2013
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loose snake

The act of continuing to have sex after the orgasm. Most commonly acted out with a flaccid penis. (not erect)
"Man! I finished on this girls chest, and then she told be to go back in so I had to loose snake her"!
by Snowy Cunt November 5, 2014
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Loose Lettuce

The protrusion of a woman's outer labia such that it's appearance closely resembles a wilted leafy vegetable. The condition is often caused by promiscuity, childbirth, and the overuse of labial weight training.
Becky seems like a nice girl but with all that Loose Lettuce she's got going on I really have to question her past.
by HughJorgenn April 2, 2015
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Loose Moose

So I was walking down the street yesterday when I loose moosed
by Cleenich December 21, 2016
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looney coitus

intercourse that is intended to be of a wacky, goofy, or even zany nature. often times it is for a joke, homosexual relations, or just plain silly
John: hey Mike how was that looney coitus you had with Sarah?
Mike: it was great she literally dressed up like a clown and blew my dick like a balloon
*John and Mike high five*
by bigmanharbor November 23, 2022
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getting my shoulders loose

A euphemism for masturbation evoking the appearance of the masturbator as viewed while looking through a window, or seen from the waist up.
One would think by the amount of times I've been caught getting my shoulders loose I'd learn to close my blinds at home. NOPE, busted again........At least the neighbor girls had a good laugh
by keepitloose September 18, 2012
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