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Bumpy Landing

When the gasses left from crop dusting catch up to you as you sit down. This has the unfortunate effect of giving away the normally anonymous act of crop dusting, as well as assaulting you with your own chemical warfare.
I was crop dusting all the way back from the bathroom, but had a bumpy landing when I returned to the table.
by iamgigglz May 4, 2011
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egg-laying

Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.
by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011
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sheep-leading

Something which Jim Sterling, in his infinite wisdom, has pointed out as being shit.
Jim: "Dear Esther is so fucking sheep-leading."
by Slab Bulkchest July 28, 2012
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Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross
by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013
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Rendondo landing

To be having sex vertically holding your girl up. Then jump as high as you can into the air landing perfectly in either hole on the ground. So you have two shots at a rendondo landing. Preferably done on or under a pier
Went under the pier a nailed a rendondo landing perfectly.
by Chuter88 April 17, 2015
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Muzzle Loading

The act of blowing cocaine up a girls ass, and then proceeding to have anal sex.
My dick was numb after muzzle loading that girl last night.
by alwaysdabbin April 30, 2016
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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