junk sex

Sex with a prostitute that will almost certainly result in a venereal disease, and the pleasure in doing so.

I had this wicked junk sex last night with a filthy old prozzy slut, I hope I've got aids!

by Brian1234 January 6, 2007

junk zombie

One who is addicted to, and often uses, illicit drugs,primarily narcotics(heroin, morphine, codeine, ecstacy,etc). The name is in reference to the zombielike state induced by these substances(apathy, lethargy, sluggishness)

jill:hey,where'd ron go?
michael:prob'ly went to shoot up some more heroin.what a junk zombie.

by red commie bastard November 26, 2006

junk-tucker

a male who owns and/or drives a vehicle that feminates him, causing his genitalia to be placed between his thighs while operating

Only a junk-tucker would drive an Audi.

You can't drive that Lancer, you are not a junk-tucker.

by Dirty Jerka October 9, 2008

Junk Mail

Gloryholing though a mail slot.

Girl 1:"I got some junk mail the other day."
Girl 2:"How was it?
Girl 1:"I got three 'letters' at once!"

by beefstew429 April 22, 2011

Junk-box

Junk-box is a verbal declaration used to completely stop (or change subject of) a conversation between individuals, or a group of individuals when the context of the conversation is deemed inappropriate, disgusting, boring, or rude.

Person1: Hey, look at this! You can see the bone sticking out.
Person2: Junk-box!

by Majin'Buu May 8, 2012

Junk mail

Mail containing heroin.

I hope I get that junk mail I've been waiting for, is it ever gonna get here?

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

Junk mail

Dik pics..

I just love gettin "junk mail" , u kno them dik pics, dudes alwaz talkin bout they junk..lol.. "junk mail"...

by Mizz jackson if ya nasty February 7, 2022