by gnostic3 November 7, 2022
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by Juan Star November 16, 2022
Get the Juan Star mug.Budney came up to bat in the 9th hoping for a hit. He was already 0-6 and didn’t want to pull a Juan!
by Rocking Ruby November 23, 2022
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by let me suck your dick juan November 26, 2022
Get the Juan mug.Wuji Juan(乌鸡卷) is a kind of sliced luncheon meat which is made of Wuji(乌鸡) meat.
Wuji: a kind of special chicken species origined from China and it is famous for its darker color meat. It is believed this kind of meat is much more flavoured and contains more nutritions than average chicken.
Wuji: a kind of special chicken species origined from China and it is famous for its darker color meat. It is believed this kind of meat is much more flavoured and contains more nutritions than average chicken.
by Link_night November 28, 2022
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Get the cxshout juan mug.Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone
by Ragu God October 16, 2022
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