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Jonas

Jonas dose music, when this subject is brought up to a Jonas he gets angry and hits people whit is shit like an ape
Nathan: do you do music
Jonas: "flings his shit absolutely everywhere out of pure anger"
by Winston Churchill lll December 10, 2019
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The Jonas Brothers

Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion

The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.

Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
by TheBirddude October 3, 2022
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Nenos jona

Someone really scared to spend money on the luxuries in life and continuously settling for less. Some would say he’s tighter than a nuns arse!
Nenos jona- Wow look at that hotel, that’s amazing I would love to stay there

Friend- dont be such a nenos dude that place is a shithole
by The jonas May 12, 2020
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Jonas

A Jonas is someone who is most definitely queer, specifically with a Christian.
Oh my gosh! Jonas and Christian look so good together!
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jonas larsen

Jonas Larsen is the gang leader of all gang squads in Fetsund. He usually walks with his bitches hanging around his mini cock. Jonas is not someone to fuck with, he will send his dawgs on you that will fuck you up.
Person: You look like a faggot
Jonas Larsen: *snaps* attack.
by Jonas Larsen's Slave March 15, 2017
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Jona

He‘s a G and nobody can do something about it. He‘s focusing on money.
Jona is a G and nobody can do smt about it. He sells weed and he’s doing a good job.
by Everless November 22, 2021
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Jonas

"Hey that nigga overthere looking mad gay"
"Such a Jonas"
by Famous Austrian Painter September 26, 2023
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