jersey whore

A female who gets an athlete's jersey to wear to a game, after she performs no strings attached sexual acts with him.

Alesia is a jersey whore because she slept with the disgusting looking full back just to wear his jersey!!!

by ihaabbos December 18, 2007

new jersey

A state thought to be the perilous armpit of the nation, until a young man attended The Military College of Vermont(Norwich) and discovered a large quantity of whores and unhuman looking people.
This cadet claims to have never heard "Jersey" pronounced "Joisy" either.

There is no condescending name for New Jersey such as "vermonsters" in VT or "commiefornia" for CA.

by C/PVT Smith, T January 17, 2004

South Jersey

The part NOT influenced by those from New Yawk City. Prior to Atlantic City becoming a gambling hellhole (versus just a abandoned vacation city hellhole) South Jersey was pretty much an entire different land from Northern New Jersey. In fact there was a movement to sucede from Northern New Jersey in the late 1960's but it didn't work. Also reference Piney or Pinies.

The capital of South Jersey could be Vineland.

by econobiker May 13, 2005

jersey girl

jersey girls are like no other, I was born and raised in jersey and I am proud to say that I'm a jersey girl. We're loud, crazy, we curse a lot (fuck is extensively used in the jersey girl vocabulary), we know how to party and can out drink any non jersey girl, we can be the sweetest people you'll ever meet but if you cross us or our friends we will get bitchy. No we're not all skanks or trash, there are some trashy girls in jersey but skanks are anywhere you go. True jersey girls are beautiful, classy, intelligent, and don't take shit from anyone. Guys love us and other girls want to be like us, that's why everybody loves a jersey girl.

"diamonds are nice and so are pearls but nothing compares to a jersey girl."

"everyone's jealous of those jersey girls"

by jerseygirl609 January 13, 2008

new jersey fade

The very common type of hair style possessed by more than half of the young male age group in the New Jersey area

1. Those fags from growing up gotti have new jersey fades
2. I tried hitting on this skeezer but she told me she does not talk to guys that do not sport a new jersey fade

by ferculator January 8, 2007

new jersey hotdog

a new jersey hotdog is a term when a girl is giving a blow job and the man starts peeing in her mouth

scullarycharge got his dick sucked but since the girl was a slut, he started peeing in her mouth because she said its sterile and she likes the taste of urine, and because she has never done a new jersey hotdog.

by scullarycharge May 19, 2009

The College of New Jersey

While Blee (from New Brunswick, NOT Ewing, where the College is located) makes some good points about TCNJ inflating its image, he makes some broad assumptions that are not really true. TCNJ is a great college for prospective teachers, and is well-connected with schools in New Jersey. The amount of hands-on time you get teaching at TCNJ is great, and is something you won't find many other places (like Rutgers). Like it or not, TCNJ is getting national (not just local) attention. It has been put on the Barron's list of the top 75 most competitive colleges. I don't know about the rest of the faculty, but the music faculty is diverse and knowledgable, and all have outstanding merits.

That being said, TCNJ babies its students more that most colleges, and the housing situation is not very good for upperclassmen. The administration is practically retarded, and the parties are pretty terrible. The people are largely lame and apathetic, but you will find a sizeable amount of motivated, interesting people. If you are a motivated person you will find TCNJ to be very useful if you don't mind wading through some bullshit.

The College of New Jersey is not what its faculty or critics make it out to be.

by Kid Nimbus July 31, 2008