Jesus Chainsaw Massacre 

A cliche term for The Passion of the Christ, directed by Mel Gibson. This nomen was given due to the amount of gore and violence in the movie.

Big Steve cried like a bitch all through the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.

Jesus Chainsaw Massacre by Fro March 16, 2004

Jesus nut 

Anything that holds together a critical assembly, such as a main roter on a helicopter. If the nut, bolt ect. in question fails then the equipment will catastrophically fail and everyone in/around it will be on their way to see Jesus.

"Tighten that damn Jesus nut down good cause I ain't in the mood to see him today".

Jesus nut by Jumpingrat September 4, 2008

jesus titty fucking christ

Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.

"Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That chick has a dick!"

jesus titty fucking christ by Dubious Skunk October 29, 2005

Jesus Poker 

People on Facebook that post Bible verses as their status updates in a way to show that they are Christians in an annoying way, or to state that they are better people by knowing Bible verses.

Alana posted another Psalm as her status. She is such a Jesus Poker.

Catholic Douce Bag

Jesus Poker by Anti Saint September 22, 2009

Jesus Bitch 

1. A girl who is in love with Jesus to an extreme to where she is really fucking annoying. 2. A girl who constantly attends church, but is a total slut. 3. A girl that knows more about dick and Jersey Shore than she does about her own religion. 4. A girl who's idea of God is about as empty and shallow as her vagina.

I'm going to punch that Jesus Bitch in the face if she doesn't shut up!" "Go hump a bible like your man-whore, Jesus Bitch!" "I bet the Jesus Bitch would suck cock for the offering."

Jesus Bitch by churchpeopleareannoying April 25, 2011

jesus year 

The 33rd year of your life where you are reborn in some sense. Perhaps a mid-life crisis, perhaps an ego death, perhaps the year where you abandon old ways and start new .... or perhaps you were affixed to a cross and came out the other side a spiritual figure that historians, theologians, worshipers and dissenters make the subject of many a conversation.

"When I turned 33 I quit my job, went broke, then changed my diet, started rebuilding my credit and followed my passion. Yep, that was definitely my Jesus year."

jesus year by trickynek August 6, 2014

Jesus bar 

The handle found directly above the seats of most motor vehicles. May or may not be retractable. It's primary use is to be gripped as the passenger prays, swears, or screams.

He grabbed the Jesus bar as she took the car on two wheels.

Jesus bar by schizoartist October 26, 2004