Jeffensen

A Species that lives in earth, They mostly eat non-vegan stuff and is usually sit on their chair or the floor playing a television with buttons. They identify as They/It. They are homosexual or gay.

OH LOOK ITS AN JEFFENSEN!

by TheFactHolder June 10, 2022

jeffbezossexual

one who is deeply in love with jeff bezos, who can't get his bald head out of their own mind,thinking about his sexy money

do you like anyone?

no im jeffbezossexual, hes my daddy

by jeff bezos lover August 29, 2022

Jeff Blim

Jeffery Robert Blim has really big and sexy and hot and awesome and fat and huge and ginormous honkly donkly fat ass sex mount looking dysphoria crushing absolutely massive man titties.

P1: Wanna watch Twisted?
P2: Yeah, have you seen Jeff Blim as Aladdin?
P1: Yo, right, he has massive man-titties, right?
P2: Right, yeah, let's go

by JeffBlimIsHot December 15, 2022

Jeff bezos

Basically doctor evil I mean the both have penis rockets and are bald and are based in Washington state

Man 1: Did you see Amazon is marking a penis rocket
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil

by Almosteverythingcomics December 15, 2022

[Jazzy Jeff]

verb To respectfully leave one's friend(s) or partner(s) behind as your career continues to skyrocket. Ant. Garfunkel

"Now that my book is on the Times Bestseller List, guess I'll Jazzy Jeff the old writers group.

by FrancesL July 5, 2008

The jeff project

A 'project' were you write jeff ♥ is written across your arm like brendon urie did on the tonight show for spencer smith`s ill father.

Person one: Whats on your arm?
Person two: Its jeff ♥ for the jeff project.

by Jessurie August 15, 2011

The Jefferson Maneuver

During Chess, spectators will tell a certain player that the other player is using the "Jefferson Maneuver". In reality, the other player isn't actually planning anything and it simply diverts the target player.

"Oh shit, he's pulling the Jefferson Maneuver"
"The what?"

by A Random Moped November 25, 2013