3 Covid-57

It is referred to a person who has contracted the coronavirus thrice since the math can prove this statement

3×(covid -19)= 3 covid-57
Example : "Brazilian president , Jair Bolsonaro has contracted 3 covid-57 "

Example :

Bob: "The Brazilian president , Jair Bolsonaro has contracted the coronavirus thrice"
Jacob:"No, he has 3 covid-57"

by joelpotatochipsoats July 29, 2020

Oops COVID-it again

What Britney Spears would say if she gets re-infected with COVID-19.

Did you know you could get infected a second time with COVID-19?
Umm, yeah: oops COVID-it again!

by NeologianPJG April 23, 2020

Covid-🇱🇰

When Buddhist-majority Sri Lanka insists that coronavirus victims should be cremated rather than buried, because burials could contaminate groundwater and spread the virus, triggering much anger among minority Muslims who want to bury their dead facing Mecca.

The WHO recommends both burials and cremations of corona victims as they carry zero risks of contamination or infection, but the Sri Lankan government wants to solve the Covid-🇱🇰 crisis their own way, with no regard for religious, political, or personal reasons.

by Covido January 08, 2021

Covid Karen

Woman who trys to "outsmart" the virus and finds wearing a mask for more than 5 minutes unbearable.

Dont go to her cocktail party, she's a real Covid Karen.

by PaullyTambam October 26, 2020

Covid Speak-Easy

Any bar, restaurant or gym that is operating in violation of the covid-19 restrictions

My house had a built-in bar in the basement and I've turned it into a neighborhood Covid Speak-Easy

by LordViper June 17, 2020

Near COVID experience

When you escape infection, because you missed a meeting with a person, that turned out to be infected.

"Hey babe, remember when you wanted to come over, but decided stay home?"
"Yeah, your roommate tested positive next day."
"That's what I call a near COVID experience."

by TheInfectious February 06, 2022

I have Covid

An excuse you give when you do not want to do something or attend an event, but don't have a actual reason to cancel.

"Just a reminder that the Baby Shower is at 3pm today at my house"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"

by I'm Your Hucklberry April 17, 2022