iono

I dont know.

Pal 1: Whats for lunch?
Pal 2: iono

by Jessica February 7, 2004

iono

A dumb way to abbreviate "I don't know" since "idk" works just as well, is shorter, and isn't retarded.

ConfusedGuy: "Why the fuck do people say 'iono'?"
SmartGuy: "idk"

by Brilhasti December 28, 2005

Iowa Chocolate Express

A sexual act. To perform the Iowa Chocolate Express, one must eat a heavy amount of corn (canned or fresh is fine) the night before. One must then, on a partner who is preferably lying prone, squat over their head and proceed to defecate while also walking down the partners back. The pieces of shit will look like train cars holding a shipment of corn! (Optional: while shitting, make train noises such as Chooga-chooga Choo-choo, etc.)

You: I ate way too much damn corn last night.

Friend: You know what that means right? Hire some hookers and...

In Unison: Iowa Chocolate Express Time!

by dndn95 December 2, 2009

iOS 9

What will be Apple's 9th iOS release. iOS 9 is said to include split screen multitasking, app changes, lock screen changes, and will be supported on all devices that support iOS 8. It will be the first time that no devices were dropped support on an iOS update since iPhoneOS 3.

I hope iOS 9 will include multiple user login.

by Proud Apple User June 17, 2015

Iona Prep

Iona Prep, located in New Rochelle, New York, has a long rivalry with Fordham Prep located on Fordham Road in the Bronx. Considered to have better athletics program but inferior academics, many Iona alumni can be seen at your local soup kitchen or homeless shelter.

Nevertheless, if theres one thing Iona and Fordham kids can agree on its that the kids who can't get into either go to Stepanac.

"I saw a Iona Prep alumni today on Fordham road, he asked me for a dollar"

"Iona offered me a scholarship, but I still went to Fordham"

"There are actually some cool kids at Iona, but they are poorly represented by a few angry kids who want to fight you over anything."

by BubbleTrouble March 22, 2013

iohno

mushed together pronunciation of "i don't know."

Where is my money? Iohno.

by uswoomon June 10, 2003

iono

slang word used by people who dont have enough energy to say "I don't know".

Smokey, how you going to sell bud and smoke bud? iono! thats my only problem..

by Dick Fitswell February 4, 2004