hand blow dryer

a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public pooping.

When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.

by Kt K March 21, 2007

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hand happies

the cramps you get in your hand from jacking off to much

He hit it so hard that he got tons of hand happies.

by omenboy June 19, 2003

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Hand me my iron

Give me my shank (or any other kind of weapon

oh thats funny huh? Earl hand me my iron

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

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Hand Operative

someone who uses their hand to satisfy themselves - "Wanker"

Dad, in front of kids - "That Prime Minister is a proper hand operative"

by colley301279 August 26, 2007

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Hand Thrusting

A hand signal used when enfuriated to express to specific person(s) that they are aggrivating, annoying or perhaps jewish.

Hand thrusting can be done by putting one's hand in a fin like manor on their forehead, and swinging out violently toward the person(s) intended.

Blaine: You remember Yazmin's party?
Ryan: The one where i took my clothes off?
Blaine: Yeah, you remember her sister?
Ryan: Is she the so called "13 year old" that i would so totally do?
Blaine: Yeah! Ah, She could not have been 13!
Craig: What? 13 year old? I only really go for 12 year old's to be fair. Oh yeah, did I tell you that I've just been circumcised. Oh and by the way, I told your girlfriends family that you smoke, do drugs and hit girls.

Ryan: Did he just aggrevate, annoy and be jewish toward us?
Blaine: I think so..

Bryian: DICKHEAD *Hand thrusting*

by Bryian. February 25, 2009

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