Half a Truck

2021 Tacoma SR5 BLACK EDITION

Follicly challenged man: "here's my new truck"
256.5lbs of pure testosterone: "i like the truck.. the wheels remind me of the hot wheel wheels"
Mr. Irrelevant: "GAY"
Follicly challenged man: "says the guy with Half a Truck"

by Nebular Asteroid May 28, 2021

half•alive

The alternative indie-pop band from Long Beach, CA formed in 2016 consisting of members Josh Tayler, Brett Kramer, and J. Tyler Johnson.

half•alive’s song still feel was the best song of 2018.

by 8DAYSSTRAIGHT- December 30, 2022

Half a pap

Half a bowl of greens.

Would you like half a pap?

How is that half a pap?

by Turfed June 23, 2023

half couch

Someone with a nice face, but an ugly body; typically refers to the standard funerary practice of leaving only the top portion of the casket open.

"Check out that half couch!"
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."

by HazyKushen May 18, 2016

half-speed

The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.

"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".

by Jogana Jallenstrom October 29, 2009

Half-Normal

The condition of being partially insane.

As my daddy would say, you're half-normal!

by H4xorLOL July 6, 2009

Half-Bisexual

A sexuality term made to tell someone you're either straight or gay, with an extra sprinkle of stupidity of confusing the already confused human being talked to .

I'm Half-Bisexual ! I think I'm so cool being either one of two things that already exist, because that's quirky !

by ThyHeadIdiotOfThemAll November 4, 2022