grease the pole

Greasing the poll, masterbation

Bet someone is greasing the pole to that...
IL be greasing my pole to that later...
Grease the pole

by E snow23 January 18, 2023

Hot Grease

When you catch a fish so nice you have no choice but to throw it on the hot grease.

(Jimmy caught a fish)"HOT GREASE!"

by Definitioner3000 January 24, 2024

Grease Fight

All participants eat greasy, saucy, and drippy foods. Then they wrestle around without washing their hands.

After we kill these ribs do you wanna have a grease Fight?

by Papa Lasagna August 8, 2021

Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.

“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”

by Grand Wizard Cock June 3, 2018

Beat Grease

Lotion, or k y jelly used for wacking off.

Dude! That chick last night did not use enough beat grease...now i have dick burn!

by Ty7777 April 19, 2010

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016