Snooze Gas

The gaseous substance released from a cat upon your lap. This will usually cause one to fall asleep, hence the name.
(Past tense verb: “snooze gassed.”)
(Alternatively, a cat can be a “snooze gasser.”)

1. He fell asleep when Sprinkles hopped up in his lap and gave him the snooze gas.
2. She’s been sleeping there all day ever since Mittens snooze gassed her.
3. Petunia is a huge snooze gasser. She’ll sit in my lap at 5pm and I’ll fall asleep til 7am.

by RealToesHours June 22, 2019

Dance Gas

/noun/n:

A series of little, swift, and quite dingy beige ballet farts expelled as the dancer dances on the floor.

Example: During the Bridgerton Ball, the Waldorf salad made Jennifer lay so much ‘dance gas’ with haste as she pliéd about with fervor. Luckily, she wore her leg warmers on and they assisted in absorbing most of the odor.

by Shushu February 3, 2021

Terd Gas

A fart so hot you know it's going to smell terrible.

Chad's terd gas was so ripe it curled around his nose and wouldn't leave his pants.

by Wizurley May 8, 2010

greensboro ga

A town full of undercover, stitching, gay ass niggas with females who don't want to work for shit they want everything handed to them and mothers who don't want to get off of their asses depending on food stamps and child support

I went to Greensboro Ga because I felt like my life was shitty and disappointing.

by The realest2 January 4, 2017

Gas tongue

When a girl is licking your arsehole with her mouth wide open and you fart in her mouth

I met this Sheila and after 10 mintutes of blowing me she went down on me and I “gas tongued”her!

by Gas bomb April 5, 2022

Gas works

The Houses of Parliament in Westminster, London

Only used in London, often by taxicab drivers

If you get off at St James' station, it's only 10 minutes on your shank's pony to get to the gas works

by firereckless May 21, 2019

unicorn gas

1. (N) Small canisters of compressed nitrous oxide intended for cooking and baking purposes, which are inhaled for a momentary high.

2. (Compound Verb with "do") The act or process of inhaling nitrous oxide from small compressed canisters or compressed cans of whipped cream.

How do you not like whipits? It's Hippie Crack, Unicorn Gas Brother..

by /fa/ggot annon June 20, 2016