taint freeze

a medical symptom identified by a painful chilling sensation in the taint region

That ice cube up the puss gave me such bad taint freeze I had to take an advil

by BlastingZone November 4, 2011

pet freshmen

When you are a sophomore or a higher grade and you meet freshmen who are obvious that they are freshmen. The freshmen are like pets because they're not used to being in high school like the sophomores and upperclassmen have experienced.

girl 1: look at those freshmen sitting at our table.

girl 2: yeah but they're my pet freshmen

by look at that chick January 11, 2013

Chocolate Freezy

The act of a woman caressing ice cubes along a mans scrotum while simultaneously sucking Nutella off of his glans.

"I thought that I had seen it all until Suzie pulled the Ol' Chocolate Freezy on me."

by Lenewfag69 October 16, 2014

morgan freeman's voice

Morgan Freeman's voice is by far the sexiest voice in the entire universe.

Morgan Freeman's voice is godlike.

by FBIsurveillanceVan January 16, 2016

food freak

Someone who is purely obsessed with food and all they ever do is talk about it.

Lisa: I love every type of food like burgers,pizzas,pasta,chicken,salads and the list goes on

Jones: Lisa stop, your such a food freak

by Pharaohs12452 December 20, 2017

Narcan frequent flyer

A person who is frequently administered Narcan after just another one of many opiate ODs.

Oh yeah, I know him, he’s our town’s number one Narcan frequent flyer!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

True Freeman

A name given to someone whomst begs for money on cash app. The term was originally coined by Tyra a man who wears 2 left shoes. True freeman also can mean someone that is scared to open up about their sexuality. It also refers to a person who does not love his son or find his wife attractive. It also can be a term used to describe someone who does not pay taxes. Or runs a puppy mill in their home. Also may refer to someone who has sexual desires towards dawn dish soap. A true freeman has many security cameras that protect his puppy mills. True freeman also refers to a man that runs many under the table and unsuccessful business ventures.

"Negligent Discharge in city limits"

I watched "True Freemans" stream yesterday it was dogshit.

"True Freeman" shot his floor with a pink AR

"True Freeman" burns trash in his backyard.

"True Freeman" has star crunch on his lips.

"True Freeman" loves his dead daddy.

"True Freeman" abuses animals.

BLOCK DA BITCH - "true freeman"

"Den aint eben ma teef"

"True Freeman", jacks off his dogs.

True semen

'True Freeman' makes money in multiple ways.

"True Freeman" is fucking insane.

"Why you leave the toilet seat up"

Im not ya bro, bruh.

"True Freeman" wants you to undrunk yo self.

by Darius moore December 4, 2021