flowcut

The act of cutting and or trimming your long hair after lacrosse season.

Bro 1: Lax season is over. I need a flowcut.
Bro 2: I got a flowcut already.
Bro 1: word.
Bro 2: yeah.

by daughtadan August 2, 2011

Floozaholic

floos*a*haw*lik A floozaholic is a person, typically of below-average attractiveness, who shamelessly hits on and takes extreme physical liberties with all forms of inebriated people, whereas around sober people they are shy and uninventive.

That floozaholic has been grabbing the side-boob of that drunk lesbian for like 10 minutes.

by fstredmoto February 8, 2012

Floozyism

To act in a gorilla mentality, usually associated with being in the state of over krausened (see any old style ad,) while trying to impress a member of the opposite sex.

“Last night you were overcome by floozyism. That guy wasn’t talking shit, you were just trying to impress the bartender.” Bystanders can usually here the phrase "hold me back bro!"

by The offender July 23, 2012

flower-dicked

Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.

Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!

by EmilySunset February 27, 2015

Flow's Law

Given enough time, every late night IRC channel will eventually talk about Philosphy, get "Deep", and talk about genitals. While this will occur in no specific order, these conversation pieces will inevitably emerge given sufficient conversation time.

"Why do we always end up talking about genitals?"
"Flow's Law."

by Flow.multi July 25, 2015

floozy

General carrier of glandular fever.

suck my face floozy

by bof neuro May 27, 2016

flower boobs

Really nice boobs.

Jules has flower boobs.

by imyourgrandma May 15, 2016