Flake

A type of person who makes plans to meet with you, then they don't show up and leaves you wondering the reasoning of their absence even when you have texted and called them several times to see why. When you confront them about their behavior, they cut contact with you or make you feel like you done something wrong to them. A flake is a deceitful, unreliable person who is often misjudged as being caring and kind. It is best to stay away from these people if you don't want to be taken advantage of.

Tess promised she will go to a party with me last week but then when I arrived there, she never even showed up. I texted her why she ended up not making to the party but she left me on read. What a flake.

by butterflygirl511506 October 20, 2021

Flobem

Uttered usually by a goose. Often used in conjunction with “no problem”.

“There’s a huge line now. So I’ll eat my food here then I’ll order yours and take it home”.

“No problem Flobem”.

by Flobem November 5, 2021

Flake

Flake

He’s a real political flake.

by Moi2 November 8, 2021

flokarta

A pretty mysterious person who is actually just a walking angel

I always thought flokarta was mean but she is actually so nice!

by Adanie November 20, 2021

floepie

He is the best Clash of Clans and Colonists of Catan player in the world.

A wild floepie appeared.

by Kleiheufd November 22, 2021

Floepsnoep

A dwarfpinguin which used crack

Dylan acted like a floepsnoep yesterday, it was very funny

by Litteman November 25, 2021

Flakey Jakey

A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it.

“Jeez I thought that was a solid log but it was a flakey Jakey last minute.”

by Truffle pig December 15, 2021