Sit on your face

what a female say's when she wants oral sex

baby im going to sit on your face tonight.

by jordanmac999555 June 12, 2012

Hooker Face

The morning after you wake up from a night of partying still wearing your makeup and reeking of alcohol. Normally, your makeup has been smeared, and you look like a hooker at the end of a long night.

Tom's party was great last night! I woke up with a massive case of hooker face this morning.

by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009

Basketball face

The face someone makes after being hit in the nose with a basketball. Usually occurs when one is not paying attention during a game or a bad pass is thrown. Bloody nose and watery eyes are common

Guy 1:Did you see Bill fucking off on the court and get basketball face?
Guy 2:Yeah, what an asshole.

by Cletus B Delicious May 17, 2011

Harvey Dent Face

A person who has been burned by a come-back so bad that they will forever be burned on half of their face.

Person one: "Hey you have a lot of time on your hands if you can come up with stuff to put on urban dictionary."

Person two: "Well you have a lot of ugly on your face!"

Third person: "DAMN, YOU JUST GOT HARVEY DENT FACED! BURN!"

by HH Mo-town May 11, 2009

whats-his-face

a word used to define some poor bastard you cant whose name you either a) cannot remember or
b) would much rather belittle by calling them whats-his-face

also see whatsisname

Link: man, that whats-his-face is such a prick.

Mud: lets kill him

Link: shouldn't we find who he is first?

mud: why the crap would we do that?

by Link the Wolf May 3, 2005

drum face

The weird and funny face someone has when he/she is playing the drum kit. Often used when concentrating hard.

"Bobs drum face was so hilarious" Jhonny said. "Everyone fell off their chairs when he did his solo".

by 11Gecko11 August 29, 2008

Kill it in the face

Destroying either food or a beverage into your mouth.

Ding dong , hi here's your pizza. Kill it in the face!

by MattPendejo September 20, 2010