fackingering

is the ability to fight with a knife

i was in a knife BATTLE!!! and i fackingeringED him

by fackingeringer May 6, 2011

Farminger

Farmer who complains when it's too wet/too dry/too cold/too hot and that prices are too high/too low, and the gravel in their driveway is too sharp for their dainty little feet unless they wear their very expensive boots.

The old farminger told me that the season had been too wet, but that the rain wasn't enough for a good crop.

by John of the Antipodes July 7, 2011

falking

The act of Facebook stalking. Investigating a person's life through the rifling of their status updates, wall posts, and pictures.

Frank: Hey bro, why are you taking so long on the computer?
Donnie: I'm falking this hot chick I found through my friend's profile.

by Moomoo<3 August 27, 2011

farting snake

A bass clarinet.

That girl's great with the fish horn and the farting snake.

by pentozali October 5, 2011

Farfinugin

A word that is used by angry drivers who think others can't drive.

" If you don't know how to farfinugin drive, get of the rode!"

by The man who knows how to drive September 21, 2012

farlinger

unfair man, who can also be subcribe as a boring stick in the mud. Has absolutly no sense of humor and is a favroutizer he has twig hair and is extremly unatractiive.

jessica= ewww that man is soooo ugly, he scares me!!!
Josh= yeah i know know this must be a farlinger
april= yeah he loves me!

jessica= i'm guessing the feeling is not mutual.
Josh= told you he is total farlinger.

by Megan Sonner January 21, 2012

falking

the action of stalking someones Facebook.

I was falking my friends boyfriend to see if he was cute.

by yoheathur January 21, 2012