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Fortnite 

Is a gay game only played by 5 year old fetuses to amuse their little 1 IQ brain
fortnite is a wast of my time and money
Fortnite by Joe exotic3866 September 30, 2020

Fortnite 

Fortnite is known as a popular battle royale shooter game, where you collect materials to build, fight other players, survive the “storm”, and do cringey stolen dance moves. Many people despise the game because of the infections it has caused, most infecting people between the ages of 5-22, it is truly a tragedy.
Parent: My son keeps playing this game called Fortnite!
Friend of parent: Put him to the guillotine.
Parent: Hm.. Good idea!

Fortnite 

A game for kids that cry over video games and sweat their balls of thinking there actually making it somewhere.
Dude I can’t wait! Fortnite has made me want to suck my brother off. Aren’t I soooo cooll!
Fortnite by Ur mom.com79 October 2, 2020

Fortnite 

A game for kids who sweat their balls off all night And think their making it somewhere.
Bro, I can’t wait! Fortnite has made me have sexual feelings for my brother!!
Fortnite by Ur mom.com79 October 2, 2020

Fortnite 

An overrated game made by epic games who have done way too many collaborations with other things to keep the game alive.
Guy 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Guy 2: HELL NAH ITS SOO BORING
Fortnite by anonymous October 6, 2020