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jpb engineering

(n) a circle-jerk of unprofessional and unethical geo-technical and structural engineers operating out of Kane'ohe Hawai'i. Incompetent individuals who are engaging in ambulance chasing, and executing it poorly. Synonymous with "scam" and "fraud".
Jonathan was an incompetent owner of JPB Engineering.
by Jpb Engineering = losers January 24, 2021
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Cool Your Engine

When a man leaves his hard penis in ice, and a woman takes a hot shower and as you can imagine it can really cool her engine.
Her: My body is hot right now, I'm sweating.
Him: Let me get a'hold of you and cool your engine.
by Brando Cal-Risian May 15, 2021
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The First Law of Engineering

The premise that 1) Anything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer, and 2) If you cannot fix the problem, you do not have a big enough hammer.

See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.
"It's The First Law of Engineering, Leonidas,” Granadica sent. “If you can’t fix it, you’re not using a big enough hammer.”

-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo
by Western_Rambler November 5, 2020
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Engineer Day

Everyone must become Dispenser/Turret/Teleporter and help Engineers to win the game
by Pyro Guy Because Yes December 19, 2021
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goose in your engine

a catastrophic (or near catastrophic) fiasco, out of the control of the subject.
Wow, you really have a goose in your engine.
by jed jr. October 8, 2009
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Civil Engineer

Someone who sucks at every other engineering, so they spend their life looking at parking lots and talking about cement. They are often mistaken for traffic cones. However they do like complaining about how hard their life is as an engineer. However, their course load is nothing like a true engineer. They are the bros of engineering.
Guy1: see him over there, hes a civil engineer. He does nothing all day but dreams of concrete.

Girl1: yeah he just mansplained what addition is to me. But then he did it wrong.
by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024
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