google engineer

The person, who is finding an answers for the task on google

You are a such a google engineer

by dmitrr1 September 17, 2021

Jet Engine

A good looking woman

~A jet engine works by these principes: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow. Just like having sex with a woman

Wow, u saw that good looking jet engine walking over there?

by Vl.ok November 3, 2017

engineer

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

Engineer Gaming moment

Very poggers indeed

by Engineer Gaming Tf2 March 8, 2021

external-combustion engine

A fluid-fuel-powered motor that is so poorly designed/maintained that its exterior actually catches fire.

One should periodically check "under the hood" for oil-leaks to reduce the chance of said power-plant's becoming an external-combustion engine.

by QuacksO October 3, 2019

Angel Engine

Man I am everywhere. That has got to be just the spookiest shit for people in the know...

Hym "Angel Engine looks like something all right..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2025

bullyboi engineer

the opposite of a nice guy.

An atypical software engineer, who identifies with the leetcode grind, has a weird nickname on github, is obsessed with bullying Belarusian girls and does things outside of being a techies (crashing into lorries) 😇🥺🤝🙄

boy: ya I drink cReAtInE (I hate leg day) and play football (yoooo Messi & Ronaldo are my broooosss). I don't wanna talk about my tech job.
girl: you're a bullyboi engineer (just stupido)

by zabaleraa December 12, 2023

Steam Engine

Alternatingly fisting two men’s asses like a piston whilst smoking a cigarette and blowing the smoke straight up.

Tony found two twinks and they fired up the ole steam engine at grandma’s house.

by Rockkrawler March 15, 2019