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Emily

This bitch will never listen to my problems. She’ll leave you to solve your own goddamn problems with no support. She’ll go off and go to sleep. You MUST follow her schedule and no complaining. She’s manipulative and cranky. She doesn’t care about your problems.

She may be good at first but she’ll turn on you. No doubt.

Never trust an Emily.
Person #1: I’m dating an Emily.

Person #2: Break yo with her immediately.
by Whatever512 May 8, 2018
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Emily. Emily is the most beautiful if all creatures. She is FRICKIN gorgeous and loves everybody. When I say everybody I mean everybody. She loves everybody. On a personal level. Yeah. Very personal. Anyways Emily is not a slut.

Emily is fabulous. She always finds different ways to make people happy. For example, she will fart in people's faces and trust me, they don't smell like roses. Also, when she sees a friend crying because she can't get a boy, she'll go up to a random guy and kiss them. She is great like that! Always cheering you up. Love Emily.

Emily means the world to everybody.its great because she is almost the size of the world. Emily reminds me of a tiger because she is so sexy loves to rawr!!! Rawr rawr rawr!!!

Emily is your BFF FOR LIFE. She will protect you from murderers because she hides behind your door in the middle of the night with a saw. She lives to protect the everyone!!! Love Emily so much.
But be warned, Emily sometimes smells. I think she forgets to shower because she grows mold on her face and smells like a sea of fish and dog shit
Emily is great. Emily is now a slut. Don't be her friend.
Emily is great.
by The best person. April 12, 2017
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The sexiest most attractive girl that drives guys crazy. She likes it rough and so do her boyfriends. She makes boys cum in their pants every time they see her. plus she has a great personality and she is very funny and has a good sense of humor. she can be a douchebag sometimes but the make-up sex is amazing. plus she will probaly marry a guy named steven and they will live happily ever after.
by demonboy0392 March 10, 2010
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Emily is code for KOOL-AID MAN
wow Emily sounds like a dude
by Ru474855w type d May 10, 2018
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by 111@18383929 March 2, 2019
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Emily is a very tall and skinny girl, she is a mix of ranga and brown known as an Anorexic ranga giraffe but people call her emily. she can be dumb sometimes but smart at the same time. she rejects a lot of boys. everyone loves emily’s
ava: “hey why’s emily running late?”
amy: “because she’s an anorexic giraffe
by rangapubesareyum August 26, 2019
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A girl that will steal your champion shirts, so protect it.
Who do you call a girl that skips school to steal a champions shirt at bealls?

A: EMILY
by Dongatron 30000 October 4, 2018
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