Wanksta cookie-eater

One has a completely fake or dumb asshole.

"Yeah, I hate Jimmy. He's such a wanksta cookie-eater!"

by Machony Leeoun November 10, 2003

Millimeter peter eater

A person, one millimeter in height, whom consumes male genitalia.

Dude, Jimmy, your new friend Steven is pretty short. He's like only one millimeter tall, and he keeps biting my peter. Oh ya, don't worry about him, he's just a millimeter peter eater.

by Daniel M. Baker March 23, 2008

meat eater

This can mean any being that eats meat. Many human meat eaters are unaware of the cruelty in factory farms while others aware of the cruelty still continue to support it. Some humans and animals must eat meat, but for the majority of humans it is not necessary so they are only killing for pleasure.

Lions are meat eaters.
Chimpanzees are meat eaters.
Gorillas are not meat eaters.
Vegans are not meat eaters.

by hungryhotei February 1, 2005

poop eater

someone who eats poop, willingly or not.

a bunch of friends got together and we told this one kid he had to eat one of our craps. he tried to say no but we told him if he ran we would catch him, tie his balls to a rope and hang him from the ceiling. we had done things like this to eachother before, so he got scared. so one friend took a shit, so the guy picked it up, opened his mouth, and my friend shoved it in. the kid was gagging, shit smeared on his lips and teeth, and he puked all over himself. now we call him poop eater.

by crappydude May 27, 2009

weed eater

1. An electric or gas-powered rotary trimmer, used for cutting grass and weeds, from a standing height.

2. A haircut so bad it appears as if it were performed with such a device.

1. I'm going to use the weed eater on the back deck.

2. Did you cut your hair yourself? It looks like a weed-eater!

by eyeheartboobs January 11, 2005

Lego Eater

Person of limited intellect, likely to eat lego

Matt Damon is a lego eater

by gers1984 August 12, 2009

baby-eater

A liberal. So named because liberals are typically in favor of abortion.

those goddamn baby-eaters want the terrists to win!

by uwg April 16, 2006