*A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!
The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.
The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.
Dude my schlong dong is bigger than your!!!!
Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match
Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match
by Funny buoi November 30, 2016
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"Please leave a message at the tone, unless you are a bill collector, in which case you may Slurp My Dong"
by Masked_Marauder November 24, 2013
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Get the meter long king kong dong mug.That one lad who plays Fortnite and asks his mum to buy him v-bucks. He is also a huge sweat who only does creative 1v1s.
by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020
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by NutmegSals April 13, 2009
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You are getting a hand job and a female begins to tug too hard, then goes on by indian rugburning your cock. Then you bring your dog in and he licks your nutties/gooch and you finish...then steal the dog.
by m mcdaddy July 20, 2008
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