by Flooded_boat June 5, 2023

When you're rubbing one out in the loo
So i was at the gym and got a bit frustrated and also had too much pre workout mix, ran to the bathroom and let one rip, while a rubby duke dripped out the tip
by Lil Rubber Dicky November 3, 2021

by gigi888 August 23, 2020

A short homosexual fat man who thinks driving luxury cars makes him look good when he just looks like a black smurf. And he thinks his bachelor medical degree makes him look successful when in reality he's a broke rapist. He also has a tendency of pointing out other's flaws when his are clearly the same or worse.
by Ifukedshrek69 June 23, 2019

Duke is real, and he's real-ly gonna break you vertebral column if you write his name without the uppercase, and he's also called The Duke. Duke is also peace, and Duke is also love, but he ain't Shrek, but Duke can also be war, sometime. Duke is not a "love" position, neither a peaceful one , but Duke has to be respected, 'cuz he's also the king of Torn City.
Example:
Example:
Potato guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!
Me: YOU POOR FOOL, IMBECILE THAT YOU ARE FOR WRITING DUKE ONLY IN LOWERCASES, DIDN'T YOU SEE YOUR ERROR?!
Potato man: Bu- But..But how? How can I know how I write it?
Me: LIKE THIS: "DUKE", ISN'T IT OBVIOUS ENOUGH?!? YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR NOT RESPECTING THE METTLE OF THE GREAT DUKE!! >:(
Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: But it's all uppercases!! How can I see "duke" through this tarnation of a text?!
Mii: WRONG NAME!! BE HAPPY, YOU'RE THE 1836TH TO SEE THE DEPTHS OF YOUR OWN ASS
Me: YOU POOR FOOL, IMBECILE THAT YOU ARE FOR WRITING DUKE ONLY IN LOWERCASES, DIDN'T YOU SEE YOUR ERROR?!
Potato man: Bu- But..But how? How can I know how I write it?
Me: LIKE THIS: "DUKE", ISN'T IT OBVIOUS ENOUGH?!? YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR NOT RESPECTING THE METTLE OF THE GREAT DUKE!! >:(
Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: But it's all uppercases!! How can I see "duke" through this tarnation of a text?!
Mii: WRONG NAME!! BE HAPPY, YOU'RE THE 1836TH TO SEE THE DEPTHS OF YOUR OWN ASS
by FunGun53 December 17, 2019

by Red117 May 31, 2018

by demerion September 25, 2018
