by Red Lobster Tanker May 14, 2011
Get the operational drunkmug. by ItzManhattan January 16, 2017
Get the Drunk on lemonademug. A gathering of inebriated people. Just as a gathering of geese is known as a "Gaggle", a gathering of drunks is a "Stumble".
by DesertLord June 23, 2012
Get the Stumble of Drunksmug. an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.
by Nick D September 23, 2003
Get the drunk drivingmug. One drunk-ass female. Must consist of two of the following four elements:
1) Incoherent story telling, usually accompanied by dramatic hand movements and vivid expressions.
2) The delusion that everyone is taking her shit (ie, car keys, cigarettes, boyfriend, etc...)
3) The inability to say "Wow, that last drink really put me over, I should probably stop drinking!"
4) Constant reassurance to others that she will "totally remember EVERYTHING tomorrow" when in actuality, everyone can tell by the glossy eyed stare that she is completely blacked out.
If you encounter two of these four components in a drunk female, you will be assured a very entertaining time with a drunk jessy. Maybe shortened to dj or D.J.
1) Incoherent story telling, usually accompanied by dramatic hand movements and vivid expressions.
2) The delusion that everyone is taking her shit (ie, car keys, cigarettes, boyfriend, etc...)
3) The inability to say "Wow, that last drink really put me over, I should probably stop drinking!"
4) Constant reassurance to others that she will "totally remember EVERYTHING tomorrow" when in actuality, everyone can tell by the glossy eyed stare that she is completely blacked out.
If you encounter two of these four components in a drunk female, you will be assured a very entertaining time with a drunk jessy. Maybe shortened to dj or D.J.
Wow, that bitch sure was one drunk jessy.
Whenever my girlfiend starts doing shots, she becomes a drunk jessy.
Yea, if Deborah drinks one more beer, she be the drunk jessy of the night.
Whenever my girlfiend starts doing shots, she becomes a drunk jessy.
Yea, if Deborah drinks one more beer, she be the drunk jessy of the night.
by Kay Cee September 17, 2008
Get the drunk jessymug. by Franciayo December 1, 2018
Get the Madina drunkmug. Short for 'drunk Facebook status updating' Similar connotation to 'drunk dialing' and 'drunk texting'. Drunk fussing occurs when one updates their status while intoxicated, saying things he or she would never say sober. One almost always lives to regret it the next day when he or she is reminded of what they did...and it's far too late to take any of it back.
Billy's drunk fussing caused a lashing from the women in his life, who blew up his profile with retorts.
Her drunk fussing revealed far too much to her boss and she lost her job.
His drunk fussing was seen by his parents and they grounded him for his entire senior year.
Her drunk fussing revealed far too much to her boss and she lost her job.
His drunk fussing was seen by his parents and they grounded him for his entire senior year.
by DimplesSG July 29, 2009
Get the drunk fussingmug.