deucette

female deuce. woman poo.

woah, she just rocked a harsh deucette man.

by deucette69 January 2, 2011

Deuce

An extremely shitty rapper (formerly apart of Hollywood Undead) that claims to be better than Hollywood Undead even though he's only released one album ever. But don't worry, "This shit's coming out soon".

Hey Deuce, how much dick did you suck today?

by Arina Chloe May 11, 2015

totem deuce

When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upperdecker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.

"No need to wait your turn, bruh. This toilet's got a lid we can take off. Let's just totem deuce the shit out of it."

by Capn Stabn April 30, 2009

Early Doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.

I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.

by dubflakes April 16, 2011

Drop a deuce

1. The act of deficating.
2. The anticipation of deficating.

1. Sorry I was late, I had to drop a deuce.
2. My stomach is rumbing, I think I'm going to have to drop a deuce pretty soon.

by Andy January 29, 2003

Deuce Deuce Mafia

A group of friends, usually guys, who always announce when they need to shit.

(Chuck)Yo, Jesse, where you goin'?

(Jesse) Deuce Deuce Mafia, DAWG!!

by Bobbblett July 17, 2006

WHAT THA DEUCE!

Appropriate response when an act, event, opinion, or statement is stupid, and/or ridiculous, doesn't make sense or is just plain fucked up.

KITTY: Hey Red, guess what I'm getting my husband for our anniversary?....I'm having laser hair removal!!

RED: WHAT THA DEUCE!

by wudupyo11 December 4, 2009