Ding

A remark to shout out when someone says something stupid or not at all funny

Jolene: "A man walks in to a bar ... ouch" (short silence whilst no-one laughs)

James: DING!!!

by kuala timz September 10, 2010

dingbat

a weird person or thing because they act differently from everyone else.

Dude, no wonder your friend live in Spreckles St. she's such a dingbat.

by not a dingbat September 28, 2005

ding

A word used in a group of guys to identify a hot chick.
Variation "dong" used to describe an ugly friend of the ding.

It's a ding, 10 o'clock.
I don't see a ding...
She's hiding behind that overweight dong.
Oh, damn! DING!
Goddamn, woman!

by mrpeabody208 June 29, 2006

DINGBAT

A person who is acting in a very dingbat-ish manner. Someone who is not 'with it today'. Someone who should be taught a thing or two about how to act around people.

AHAHAHA

by NATASHHHAAAAAA AND RHEAAAAAAA on January 9thhh

*Someone walks into a lampost*, "Oh you dingbat!"

She says, "Hahaha, look, isn't an email like...writing a letter to your future self?"
They say, "You know what? You're a dingbat!"

by Rhea And Tash January 9, 2009

Ding-Dong

Phrase that is said when you feel that someone is not up to par. As in "Is anyone home?"

Ding-Dong!? Would you like me to turn off the food disposal before YOU stick your hand in there?

by macFI May 20, 2009

ding dong

Main Entry: fool
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: One deficient in judgment and good sense. An empty-headed person; a fool.

ass, idiot, imbecile, jackass, fool mooncalf, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool

If you are counting on a man to choose a thoughtful present, you are a ding dong.

by General Failure October 26, 2008

ding dong

1) Adjective to describe two small peniled boys with a complete lack of self-confidence who engage in picking on a sweet girl

Rob and Cody are ding dongs for picking on Megan.

by mosdla January 27, 2009