DFL

Drama Free Life

Buddy: I still can't believe you actually dated her. What a drama queen!!!

Guy: I can't hardly believe it either... and never again. I'm all about the DFL now. Keepin' things breezy.

by Scodam Guttaway October 17, 2010

DFW

Acronym for Dirty Fucking Whore

Girl, I'm such a DFW, I had sex with that guy from last night.

by coxa April 27, 2003

DFL

Name of the Democratic Party in Minnesota. Given all the scandals within this corrupt party such as Allina paying off Peter McLaughlin to support their Access Project, Brian Herron and Joe Biernat (Minneapolis DFL council members)going to jail for taking bribes, and the falsehoods perpetrated by the DFL majority speaker Margaret Kelliher Anderson, it is widely believed that the DFL = Deny Finagle Lie

Hey did you hear about the $300 million DFL giveaway to the stadium owners?

No, but the DFL in Minneapolis just added a fee to my water bill for rainwater runoff.

by Adam Baldwin January 9, 2009

dfkm

Short for "don't fucking know man"

Originated on Twitter in the mid 2010s.

When something questionable happens that you are mixed about, slightly leaning negative.

@SkySports: Arsenal have signed Shkodran Mustafi for £35,000,000.

@randomArsenalfan: dfkm

by BernieS4pres June 14, 2021

DFK

Dog faced killer, one ugly bitch

Have you seen that new girl in class, she such a DFK

by Robert June 19, 2006

DFL

The maddest cunts out.

Andrew: Lets go play some 5150's
Angelo: Yeah man DFL

by Tommy Dollars October 16, 2008

DFI

Dog F**ked It - A saying used to describe the state of a possesion such as your mobile phone or a certain part of your body. Anything that could be physically "f**ked by a dog"

Originated from the furniture shop DFI insiting the half price sales are on because they're furniture has been "f**ked by a dog"

Pete: "Hey whats up with you arm?"
Tony: "DFI"

Kim: "Her car looks knackered. Whats that all about?"
Abi: "DFI"

by Shaun The Sheep March 13, 2008