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Deez nuts

A funny response referring to a man’s private area.
He peed out of deez nuts
by funi boi March 24, 2023
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AWOOGA DEEZ
by Lore Tellers March 26, 2023
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Deez Nutz'ed

It's similar to a Deez Nuts joke but more stylish/similar to "Get Fucked"
Jack: Hey how about you eat deez nuts * throws some nuts *
Jinson: Ouch!
Jack: Haha, get Deez Nutz'ed!
by dictorany77778 April 2, 2023
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Clothenus Deez Nutsus Of The Sigma Skibidi Pantaloniums

When ur clothes stick to ur nuts because when you had sex the sticky cum stuck to your nuts and you fell asleep and it hardened like your penis and you cant take off ur clothes
Last night i had Clothenus Deez Nutsus Of The Sigma Skibidi Pantaloniums. I hated the experience.
by Wengardian Leviosa August 5, 2024
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deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you
"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"
by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024
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Deez

by TheButteredupBiskit January 24, 2023
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Deez Nuts

One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.
Person 1: Something came in the mail today.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!

Person 2: That's pretty cool!

Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!

Person 2: kill yourself
by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023
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