Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO

Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Jonkey monkey # 1 fan September 5, 2021

Untch Day

A day of celebration amongst friends and family over lunch. Usually the celebration takes place at a work place environment and preferably with a minimum of 1 Untch present or employed at the premises location.

"I had a great lunch with Untch at Untch day"

by Gay guy April 26, 2013

HS day

A national celebration of Hannah Sherlie,

Happy HS day. Today is HS eve

by Reina Fushiguro June 22, 2021

whiskey day

the first saturday back from christmas break where you drink corncopious amount of whiskey from sunrise to sunset. Blacking out is a must.

it was whiskey day yesterday, what the fuck happened

by a man who needs help January 10, 2011

Baumer day

A "Baumer day" includes staying home instead of going to school for a list of various reasons. Including but not limited to: Late hockey game, lost a hockey game, too much work to do, had to work the night before, or even just wanted to take a day off.

Griffen: hey guys have you seen Chris?
Kevin: Nah i think hes taking a Baumer day

by I Like Baseball ! January 20, 2011

Fitzon Dai

Fitzon Dai these are two words:
Fitzon means Young Billionaire,
Dai means Famous ,or powerful,

Fitzon Dai was awarded billions of money, powerful man was awarded billions of money.

by Fitzon Dai November 6, 2019

Valenside’s day

February 15th, a day of appreciation for all the girls and guys who are always down to hookup, but know they won’t spend the night. To appreciate all the hoes, the side chicks, the tinder hookups, and all the late night booty calls.

(After hooking up) “happy valenside’s day”
“Haha thanks you too”

by Youngblood_ February 15, 2021