ted davis

a mysterious boy who is dedicated to be a hoe, hoe as in getting together with woman

"bro you hear ted got a new woman"

"ted who dawg"
"ted davis"
"damn he a hoe fr he js broke up wit his girl i swear"

by daddymuckbanger2000 November 30, 2022

Drew Davis

Drew is the most awesome person. He has a massive dick and is really cool.

“Hey Chase do you know Drew Davis”
“Yea he dick didn’t fit in my ass it was so big”

by anonymous April 3, 2024

Brown Davis

When you're wiping your bum after poos and the toilet paper breaks and you get poo on your finger.

We only buy 3 ply toilet paper in this house. Guaranteed no brown davis.

by Spudcentric May 29, 2025

Erin Davies-Thomas

was 90cm in year 6

Erin Davies-Thomas was 90cm's in year 6

by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021

davie

aussie slang for a $50 note due to them featuring a photo of david unaipon on one side.

don got two hunnies* for ya mate best i can do yuz some davies and a handful of silver

*hunnie is australian slang for a $100 note

by tacklezzz December 25, 2024

The Davis Line

The designation given to any incredibly overpaid baseball player who, in the middle of the contract, suddenly cannot hit over .150. Named for Chris Davis, Baltimore Orioles first baseman, who signed a $161 million contract over seven years. See Mendoza Line.

"Wow, that guy can really hit! We gotta sign him."

"Dude, that guy has more holes in his swing than a zebra has stripes. Two years from now he'll be struggling to reach the Davis Line."

by Shadooow July 5, 2018

Ferret davies

Ferret davies is an unusual human that looks like the animal ferret usually bad hair and mum can be a whore or the unusual human can be born a mistake and is to live in a garbage can

Ferret davies lives in garbage cans around the state

by Jkftd September 10, 2016