candy corn is when your having anal intercourse and upon removal of ones penis, there is an undigested piece of corn on the head of the penis. instead of wiping it off it is then fed to the unknowing partner.
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Supposeably a "candy". Its colored in patterns of white, orange, and black, and it looks identical to those door-stopping wedges. Although the candy has been served for.... fuck, I don't know, decades? Still its also known as one of the most horribly tasting, and ignored treats, of all time!
Even comedians said it, "Hmmm, candy corn? *eats and makes a negative facial emotion* IT TASTES LIKE CRAP! *crowd bursts into laughter, clap clap clap*"
And this isn't some young upstart, this is a old guy, which further proves that candy corn is a salty-fatty tasting orange enigma that lived for decades.
And this isn't some young upstart, this is a old guy, which further proves that candy corn is a salty-fatty tasting orange enigma that lived for decades.
by Chang Tan October 31, 2003
Get the candy corn mug.when a man cum's into a bowl and then dips his penis into it and makes sure its stuck all over his penis then he sticks his penis into a can of corn and when it sticks the girl will eat it off of his penis like corn on the cob without biting it
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Get the corn on the cock mug.When a female is on all fours performing oral sex on a male of large stature and the male bends over, utilizing his lankiness, and reaches down her back to finger the females butthole. The combined efforts of the penis in the mouth and finger in the butt closely resemble the old American past time of corn on the cob, as enjoyed with corn holders. The sexual position was followed closely by the revolutionary utensils which are small prongs placed in the ends of the corn to prevent dirtying of the fingers.
Note: This is not to be confused with "chicken on a spit".
Note: This is not to be confused with "chicken on a spit".
- Sometime in the 1880's, in a barn in rural Pennsylvania, a farmer and his fat wife are getting frisky....
Jebidiah: "Yeaa you like when I finger your butthole while you perform oral sex upon me?"
Gertrude: "Oh indeed, it is a pleasure unlike any other.."
Jebidiah- deep in thought..
"I've got it! If we can mutually please eachother without me having to touch all of your hideous, slimy body why can't we do the same with... Corn on the Cob!
And thus corn was never eaten the same way again...
Jebidiah: "Yeaa you like when I finger your butthole while you perform oral sex upon me?"
Gertrude: "Oh indeed, it is a pleasure unlike any other.."
Jebidiah- deep in thought..
"I've got it! If we can mutually please eachother without me having to touch all of your hideous, slimy body why can't we do the same with... Corn on the Cob!
And thus corn was never eaten the same way again...
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2. Look at this corn flaking ass sucker tripping over himself
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