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69ed a cop 

When you are going over 100 M.P.H. on the highway and you see a cop on the side of the road using his or her radar for speed enforcement and you hit the brakes so that you are doing around 69 M.P.H. when the cop scans you with the radar.
69ed a cop by Alexander Ghaffari November 13, 2006
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crundle cop 

Crundle cop is the officer who either inspects or if you pay him he will look after your crundle. ;D
Jon:oh thank god for my crundle cop, if it wasn't for him my crundle would of caught crundalis.
crundle cop by CrundleCop. September 20, 2010

Keto Cop 

Someone on a keto diet who rejects any idea of eating something they believe "Is not Ketogenic" and projects these ideas on other people (even though they are wrong)... They may also be referred to as a "Keto Nazi" depending on how sever or radical their protests against some foods can be. It is unknown where their beliefs start, or how they come up with the definitions for "non-keto food"... Little is known about the Keto Cop/Nazi other than they are most reportedly found on facebook groups, and rarely on reddit pages.
Mark: I'm so confused...I told stacy I was enjoying a few strawberries with my lunch today and she went off on me saying how strawberries had sugar and sugar was not allowed on a keto diet! ... she must be a Keto Cop because she took them and threw them away!

Bill: Wow, that's totally a Keto Nazi! Doesn't she know they only have 2 grams of carbs per berry?? it doesn't matter if it's fruit sugar, 1 gram of sugar is still just 1 carb...
Keto Cop by Author_33 August 1, 2017

"If-A-Cop" Story

An "If-A-Cop" Story is one that you concoct when you're with a group of friends, doing something you're probably not supposed to, and you want everyone's stories to match up should you encounter some sort of law enforcement while out on your adventure/mission.

The best "If-A-Cop" stories are the simplest ones that answer these 3 questions:

~Where are you (all) going?

~Why are you going there?

and

~Where did you just come from?

The "If-A-Cop" story is ALWAYS discussed and shared with ALL members of the group BEFORE going anywhere and all members are also quizzed on the answers they will give should the "If-A-Cop" story actually be used because you've all been stopped by some sort of law enforcement personnel.
John, Mike and Mary are all walking to Tom's house to score some weed at 11 o'clock at night. Before they leave for Tom's:

John: Did we forget anything?

Mike: I don't think so...

Mary: Yeah we did! We need to come up with an "If-A-Cop" story!!! Ya know, in case the cops stop us...

John: Oh yeah! Good lookin' out!!!
"If-A-Cop" Story by Kannudo September 6, 2010

Fish Cop 

Prison Term.

New correctional officer, fresh out of the academy.

While a new inmate is considered a "fish" the similar term Fish-cop is used for new officers.

See Fish
See that new fish cop? He thinks he's Bad-Ass.
Fish Cop by Kuerno May 23, 2008

The cop who killed george floyd