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cooter-press

Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.
Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.
by Pokefan88 January 9, 2009
mugGet the cooter-pressmug.

speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.
My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.
by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012
mugGet the speedy cootermug.

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices
When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.
by anonymous May 25, 2021
mugGet the cooter crammermug.

Pulled a Cooter

When a man Drives a long distance (45 minutes or more) in hopes to get laid
I pulled a cooter last night and it was totally worth the drive
by lil long dong September 25, 2022
mugGet the Pulled a Cootermug.

Pooter to Cooter

The sexual act of performing anal sex on a female before switching to vaginal intercourse. This practice is highly unhygienic, but enjoyed by sluts and slappers all over the world. Except for NZ.
Hey fellas! Crissa is so smashed on rum and cokes, she let me go pooter to cooter!!

Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.
by Seagull_Whisperer October 26, 2017
mugGet the Pooter to Cootermug.

cooter dart

Where your girlfriend or partner squirts her juices in your eye and ramming her cooter in your nose.
Cathy: babe can you swallow my juices

Bill: not tonight babe

Cathy: COOTER Dart BULLSEYE
by KingSpeed December 10, 2016
mugGet the cooter dartmug.

Cooter Moocher

The eating out of a vagina.
Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!
by okpank March 8, 2011
mugGet the Cooter Moochermug.

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