cooter broom

A thick bushy but well groomed mustache.
The man used his cooter broom to satisfy his lover.
by BadKittyXD August 04, 2023
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cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight
“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily
by giantballslover February 09, 2022
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cooter craft

The art of females wearing super tight pants or shorts ie: workout clothing, bikini bottoms, yoga pants, etc. while filming social media content. Most all camera angles are intended to focus on the crotch/inner pelvic area, specifically highlighting the aforementioned area, most definitely to garner likes and followers to the creators social media accounts and/or outside sites like onlyfans or similar.

related definitions usually include boob craft, and booty craft.
No guys really payed much attention to what she was actually saying in her reels or stories, they were more interested in her cooter craft abilities.
by CutDaddy August 21, 2023
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cooter sack

When a man or woman is hated . Usually for their unusualy ugly vagina sack or irregular dick sack
Man if you we're any uglier you'd be a cooter sack
by Wow it's already taken August 27, 2017
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Cooter Coaster

A pad worn by women to absorb menstrual discharge.
Example 1: "Honey, we're out of Cooter Coasters. Can you pick up some at the store?"

Example 2: "The Cooter Coasters are in aisle 4 with the other personal hygiene products."
by VisceralVocabulary May 25, 2023
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Cooter Shart

The sudden burst of a period blood bubble that Yeets itself out of the female vagina and travels through both cracks.
Jennifer left remnants of her cooter shart all over the seat of my car.
by Major Pewp May 15, 2023
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Pooter to Cooter

The sexual act of performing anal sex on a female before switching to vaginal intercourse. This practice is highly unhygienic, but enjoyed by sluts and slappers all over the world. Except for NZ.
Hey fellas! Crissa is so smashed on rum and cokes, she let me go pooter to cooter!!

Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.
by Seagull_Whisperer October 27, 2017
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