Cookie Jarring

Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."

by AnimorphFan June 15, 2020

Cookie Butt

A person who's ass is so big, that it magically absorbs anything that you put in the crack, up to and including cookies, especially Keebler fudge stripe cookies. Anything put in the crack is never seen or heard from again.

or

A nickname for 1950's actor Stephen Zukowski. Also known as Num Nums Zukowski.

Hey, Num Num's ass crack is showing
Let's put a Keebler fudge stripe cookie in there.
Oh my God!! The adventures of cookie butt lives!!!!

by sillyrascal August 24, 2010

Cookie crumbs

also known as crackrock

What ya need, man?..."Ya got them crumbs, man?"

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004

cookie jar

when a woman is crawling with STD's, literally not even worth a poke.

OMG dude her cookie jar is filthy.

by meg meg meg meg June 28, 2009

cookie duster

A female mustache. When they eat cookies, it take the crumbs right off the top.

She has a nice cookie duster.

by Paul Hester September 9, 2004

cookie love

A Dj who uses the word "Yeah" as a Sexual weapon

" im gonna give you the biggest Yeah of you whole damm life" said cookie love

by cd+kel November 10, 2006

cookie comrades

a name for a group of two friends or more (typically girls) who are punk but at the same time enjoy all things cute or kawaii. also particularly enjoy cookies and other sweets avoided by skinny, preppy bitches. this junk food appreciation is used as a "fuck you" to the pressures of modern society to diet and continually lose more and more weight. a mix of both riot grrl and BBW.

"I saw Jenny and Amber eating cupcakes like a pig!"
"Oh ya, you didn't hear? They're cookie comrades."

by colleenmonster September 5, 2007