connectionitis

Synonym for connectile dysfunction, the inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.

I was expecting him to be online now... could be connectionitis.

by forkalsrud May 8, 2007

Conner Wells

He's a swagfag. He's a surfer. He looks like he's stoned and he doesn't believe it's even noon yet. He likes to surf with guys and play water polo.

Justin: who is that stoned looking swagfag I see? He's wearing Beats.
Dylan: oh shoot, it's that Conner Wells.

Justin: aw man, let's get out of here I don't know how to surf!

by Blue orcas December 5, 2013

Connecticut

Connecticut the state that highly depends on there south west portion of the state. 2/3 of the state is extremely rich when half of them don't actually know there rich. And every dad drives a fast BMW Mercedes, Audi, or Porsche. No matter what car anyone drives they drive aggressively fast. And there actually very smart people. Everyone who owns a house elsewhere is in Stratton, Okemo, or bromly (which is in southern Vermont).

Dude, do you want to come skiing with me in Maine, I think Maine is like 5.38 hours away from Darien Connecticut but you can come to my "House" in Okemo.
(I am from CT )

by Follow Ct_speaders on insta August 18, 2016

connecticut kids

CT kids are pretty stuck up, especially in new canaan, you have to like laccrosse or football for guys, and for girls you need to like AND fit into brandy melville clothing.

wow connecticut kids are so annoying
- I KNOW RIGHT WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING SHORTS AND VINEYARD VINES

by linctavia June 11, 2016

Connecticut Buttersock

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.

Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him

by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016

Connect

To go somewhere
To ask if someone if they are coming
Telling someone to come somwhere
Telling someone your coming

Goon1: Come to my house
Goon2: Ait im connecting

by p234 April 23, 2018

Coñeta

A combination of the infamous “Coño” and “Puñeta”. Most commonly used after being subjected to unexpected pain.

Hits funny bone just right- “Coñetaaaa”

by DominicanoSoy February 16, 2018