computer slave

Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.

What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.

by vududady January 6, 2017

Computer

If you are not watching porn on this machine, you can hide drugs like weed in the case of it.

Never seen a mom searching a computer for weed, because she will search the monitor.

Man, my computer smells like weed. I'll tell my mom it burned or smth.

by Dope420 January 15, 2017

Computer Cunt

Some cunt who thinks they know everything about computers

John: Hey Tim!
Tim: What
John: I just got a Gt9 ftyt5 Dsdq role processor and a gtx 2000
Tim: Your a computer cunt

by Kwias February 9, 2017

monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

computer

something u can't live without

ur computer is slow

by idiot2000000 March 12, 2020

computative

Apparently true because the computer says it is.

His online identity was entirely fabricated, yet irrefutably computative.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020

Computer

Computers are made so you can watch porn free and doesn't need a girl. (Porn)

Computer Is defined like Machine Made For Work On And Watch Porn At The Same Time

by ILOVEPORN1 May 12, 2020