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Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute
Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.
by Dramat1c November 2, 2020
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computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine
look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far
by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021
mugGet the computer dickmug.

computer visus

David: I finished programing a computer virus
Adam: BUT THAT'S A FUCKING WEAK ASS COMPUTER VISUS YOU DUMB CRACK
by TotoMan1441Alt December 2, 2017
mugGet the computer visusmug.

hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked
Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
by KonHon May 7, 2023
mugGet the hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have itmug.

dirty computer

it is just a pice of fucking shit that has one fps on every fucking game. when it starts working it shows you pictures of porn some times even big penises.
I saw hi dirty computer is was nuts
by your mom GG January 14, 2022
mugGet the dirty computermug.

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