Computer Cunt

Some cunt who thinks they know everything about computers

John: Hey Tim!
Tim: What
John: I just got a Gt9 ftyt5 Dsdq role processor and a gtx 2000
Tim: Your a computer cunt

by Kwias February 9, 2017

computer toaster

A creation of mass destruction

Have you seen my COMPUTER TOASTER.

by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017

Computer

Where most people live nowadays.

"Hey have you ever used a computer?"
"Yeah, have you?"

by JakeHale07 October 29, 2019

teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.

Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.

by sandraxine November 10, 2021

Computate

Not a goddamn word

Computate is not a goddamn word, Bobby.

by Wardsmythe October 29, 2021

Computer

A big box with some electronics and malware also it can access the save haven for cringe twitter

Computer more like cumputer

by Holyholes September 10, 2021

Mobile Computer

What mobile devices are.

Carlos is researching and writing as much in his handheld mobile computer than on his iMac.

by but for July 29, 2021