Used Condom

Someone as useful as a nothing

That one guy in our group is being a total used condom

by King Pigblox December 3, 2021

The Magic Cumdom

An explosion of cum after hard rough sex and magically disappears in the partners mouth

man i had the best makeout session ever

yeah?what happened

I had the magic cumdom

NICE

by Raaawwwwr March 26, 2010

gas station condom

1. The $0.99 protection you buy at the nearest gas station (Ex. Casey's) when you're about to do the nasty but you're partner is making a giant fit about you not using protection and when you do get the protection it breaks and your partner gets STD's... good going...

I bought a gas station condom, it broke, she's pregnant, and her Father is about to kick my ass.

by SylayS January 3, 2014

Hello Kitty Condoms

A better version of condoms. It's better than normals.

I love hello kitty condoms very much

by Hexturlicious April 27, 2021

No condom rule

Having sex with a women and pulling out before you cum

"wanna no condom rule?"
"Yeah but be sure to pull out"

by Homelessman52 September 23, 2016

Condomonium

A game in which five condoms are layed out. Before having sex, five guys will choose one that they will use. They can't examine the condom in any way. The loser of this game is the one that had sex with the condom that has a hole in the end. hah get fucked.

After a long night of drinking, me and four of my friends decided we would have a bit of CONDOMONIUM. My friend Trevor was the loser of the game and his girlfriend got pregnant. Get fucked.

by Dirty Sasquatch August 5, 2009

Condom Skid

When you shit into a condom, freeze it, and fuck a chick with it.

I came too fast, so i pleasured her with the old condom skid

by Vomit Sack Jensen August 9, 2003