cold burn

When a person gets put down by somebody, and his/her friend tries to say something to make them feel better but accidentally says something that makes it worse.
Originates from the phrase "do you want some ice with that burn?", as putting ice on burns can cause a cold burn on top of the hot burn, hence the name.

Person 1: I've had Christmas crackers funnier than you.
Person 2: *sad face*
Person 3: Want some ice on that burn?
Person 4: It's OK, the Pony Club likes your jokes.
Person 2: *runs off in floods of noisy tears*
Person 3: Cold burn!

by Causticannon April 6, 2011

codology

1.the act of doing BULLSHIT things or saying stupid things
2.using language that you shouldn't around ladys or family
3.an act which is completely stupid

"cut out the codology before i crack ya" - A mother to her son

by thebulletproofkid August 23, 2011

Cold patootie tango

The act of making love to a frigid, sexless woman, who doesn't interact or seem to be enjoying herself and just lays there.

Man, Cindy was acting right cold patootie tango last night! Either she's pissed at me or we're breaking up in the not too distant future.

by MuckyPup October 24, 2011

Coldblow

When a girl puts ice in her mouth and gives you a blowjob.

Dude: I had the best coldblow last night!

by BenjaminFMills September 15, 2018

cold steel

A knife company that makes wicked-ass knives, most are designed to kill things

I'm gonna stab you with my cold steel GI tanto in the lung! You are going to drown in your own blood, son.

by flash6605 June 29, 2013

cold

plain, obviously, flat out, straight up

"Yo, I walked up to that guy and cold puched him in the face."

"...with microphone in hand I cold took command." - Run-DMC

by Adam A April 18, 2003

Cold Silent

When you're with a group of people outside and it's so cold that nobody speaks.

"Hey man what'd you do last night"-guy

"Nothing at all, it was so cold all we did was stand there, it was cold silent." -guy

by Fittyman March 20, 2014