cocoa snake

Any turd that is at least 8 inches in length.

This morning I woke up and took a shit, dropped a massive cocoa snake in the bowl.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 31, 2018

cocoanut

Term of derrogation used by Hispanics to refer to another Hispanic who emulates or kisses up to Anglo-Americans for purposes of social climbing. It means "brown on the outside, white on the inside."

We thought Bustamante would be the first Hispanic Governor of California since it was part of Mexico, but after he lost the lection everyone said he was just another cocoanut.

by Joel Parker November 22, 2003

Cocoon

The act of pouring hot wax on your balls to create a covering like a cocoon.

I am going to cocoon myself.

by Dawn Keebals January 13, 2020

Coconut Mall’d

You just got COCONUT MALL’D.
Send this to your friends to Coconut Mall them.

Jamal: Hey dude look at this hilarious meme
Patrick: Okay
*meme of coconut mall*
Patrick got coconut mall’d

by muelbailey February 10, 2021

cocoagoats

someone who has no life but they’re my mutual so… it makes them a little less of a loser. uhm, they’re kinda cool too :)

“do u know user cocoagoats“
“hm, that one person that replies to ur comment in like 30 seconds?”
“huh….”
“nvm”

by urworstnightmare101 July 3, 2021

Leeds Coconut

A very painful form of punishment, made popular by gangsters in the United Kingdom, not many people know what it actually involves. Some say it does involve a coconut, others say it's the act of hitting a person on the head with a hammer.

1."I really pissed him off"

2."Really, why do you say that?"

1."He said he'd give me a Leeds Coconut!"

2."Oh shit, you'd better leave town!"

by Dazeel July 25, 2010

Got hit in the face with a coconut

Had a real kick-ass time.

Yeah, I went downtown with my girls last night and got hit in the face with a coconut.

by Girafimal April 24, 2010