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chopped and screwed

by cmslt April 4, 2013
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Chop Sticks

This mostly happens on a accident and it's only on boys. Its a little act of when you squeeze your balls/testicals with your legs. It Happens! (Happened to me once)
by bigbadbear9885 February 28, 2010
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chop chop

a bragging term for any given attribution of any kind, or in other words they suck, you got the stuff.
my ride has a 500 horsepower hemi and in any given day we race you'll definitely lose, chop chop!
by robb September 8, 2004
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tomahawk chop

While having anal intercourse "doggy style", just as the "giver" is about to ejaculate, a forceful blow is delivered to the "taker's" throat region in a semi-circular, undercut, "tomahawk chop" like fashion, in order to illicit the involuntary desired effect of the "taker's" rectum to tighten, or pucker, so that the "giver" is able to withdraw his penis relatively fecal matter free.
As I was pounding my lady's ass I smelt shit, so I tomahawk chopped her ass as I came so I wouldn't have to wipe shit off my dick.
by Tater Trash November 7, 2008
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fat chop

a large quantity of cannibus chopped up with tobacco in a bowl so that people may pack fat cones as they please and get chonged as
fat chop
ridicoulos deals
getting loose
packin' it fat
by looseunit June 30, 2008
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vajayj chop

a swift chop to the female reproductive system aka the "baby maker"
The bitch kicked me in the nuts so i vajayj chopped her ass.
by Lucdom November 14, 2007
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Chop Job

Getting a blowjob from a girl with braces. Its like getting your dick chopped up.
Yo, this bitch gave me a nasty chop job last night!
by rookie michelle May 19, 2006
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