carl

NPC

''Carl is such an NPC

by asdfgjklsdfasif February 10, 2022

Carl-Woodwarding

Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.

He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.

by Qc1 September 7, 2013

Carl

Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.

Don’t worry Carl! My first born child is a hettie. I don’t want him anyways.

by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019

Carl

Anybody named Ramando is a big fat hairy cow

Hey Carl

by Oooooh wow October 28, 2019

old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way

Shut the fuck up old man Carl

by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022

Chainsaw Carl

At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.

"He's a sick fuck. He's crazier than Chainsaw Carl."

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025

Carl Support

Child support paid by the mom to a worthless carlroach.

Carl: "hey bitch, where's my money?"
Mom: "I paid your carl support, as always. Do you think you could get a job?"
Carl:"yea, nigga, she paid carl support!"

by SuperWordNerd July 8, 2025