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Bro-ner

A Bro-ner is when you get an involuntary erection from doing something testosterone fueled and hella not gay with the bros. Popping a Bro-ner around bros is quite acceptable, and they will probably call you a "stud" and ask if you want to hit the gym or chug a fifth of Jaeger.
"Me and the bros were watching 300/ latest UFC fight last night and it was so sick, I totally got a Bro-ner."

"Dude, Mike put up 250 on the bench last night. I so got a Bro-ner"

"Poppin' collars, poppin' Bro-ners"
by KidIcarusss October 2, 2009
mugGet the Bro-nermug.

Bro Code

A set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by between Bro's. The rules began as unwritten rules to follow but because of the Pussification of America haven't been followed properly and for some men they needed to be spelled out in bold print.
Bro Code

#1: Bro's before Ho's.

#2: Never drink the last beer, unless you have been granted specific permission that it is OK
by diggdugg4 April 30, 2008
mugGet the Bro Codemug.

bro cone

Bro #1: Yo man, what's with the snow cones at a bar?

Bro #2: No, those are bro cones! They'll get you fucked up!
by brosefusmaximus August 31, 2014
mugGet the bro conemug.

Bro job

When getting a Blow job from your best friend (bro).
Dude, I got a Bro job from Johnny last night.
by MC Bengi May 22, 2013
mugGet the Bro jobmug.

Bro Fist

1. A simple piece of lineart that was accompanied by certain text that originated on the internet, commonly displayed on forums/ message boards. This is the original bro fist:
...........
...................__
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(

2. A simple act of greeting between two bros. It is done by raising the left hand, connecting with another bro's bro fist with the knuckles, and turning counter-clockwise 90 degrees. Usually accompanied by a colloquial "Sup, bro".
1. BRO FIST IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO 5 OTHER BROS YOU'RE NOT A BRO

2. "Hey Jim what's up, bro?"
(insert bro fist here)
"Nothing much bro, did you see Manswers yesterday? That show is the shit."
by Tig Speedwelder January 9, 2009
mugGet the Bro Fistmug.

Bro Shooter

Coined by IGN's "Podcast Beyond."

(NOUN) A Shooter video game whose main focus is on multiplayer modes and downloadable content, so they typically have weaker single player/story modes.

The term stems from the fact that almost all of your bros play them, and they are shooter games; both Third and First Person. Sometimes, it's the only type of game that they play.

Example: Halo, CoD, Gears
Person 1: Hey man, did you pick up Black Ops?

Person 2: No dude, that's totally a Bro Shooter. I'll just wait for Killzone 3
by yizzizle November 18, 2010
mugGet the Bro Shootermug.

Bro Paux

Dude, I am so sorry I gave your ticket to Mary. That was a total bro paux.
by ruraldictionary2 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Bro Pauxmug.

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